You might be a racist if you think every teenage African American male in the Taco Bell at 14th and 5th is the actor who played Michael in The Wire. I’m not talking about me, mind you, just anyone else in the world who might have engaged in this disgusting point of view. You’re all racists!
I voted for Obama, I love The Cosby Show, and my New Year’s resolution is to get two black friends, so I can say, “I have friends who are black,” so I’m not the racist one. You are!
Out in hardcover: ‘Sterling’s Gold’
You heard correctly. The seemingly fictitious memoir of our favorite ad man has actually been released for our enjoyment and education. This is sure to be filled with wisdom, wit, as well as fond remembrances, such as, “I always liked chocolate ice cream, but my mother made us eat vanilla because it didn’t stain anything.” Get your copy today!
Now if only Harper-Collins would release the underground text by one Omar Little, The Cheese Stands Alone.
Signs that The Wire is too much with me
I just almost expressed my agreement to a corporate donor with “mos def.”
I am constantly expressing agreement by saying any of the following:
“Mos def.”
“Word on that.”
“Oh, indeed.” (in the cadence of one Omar Little)
Sometimes when I’m standing around on the street, I also like to yell, “Pandemic!” or “Got that WMD!”
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A filmmaker and Newsweek video producer in NYC named Ryan Jones, who also goes by K. Ryan Jones for professional and pretentious reasons. He reads books, waxes poetic about old Nickelodeon shows, and at certain times of the day has no clothes on.
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