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  • Context: My brother left 9 Vicodin in our apt. when he moved back to KS. Also, my mom is in town visiting.
  • Mom: How're you feeling this morning?
  • Me: Mom, I took a Vicodin earlier and that knocked the hangover right out.
  • Mom: You're crazy. Maybe if you didn't drink so much you wouldn't have to do drugs the next day.
  • Me: Mooommmm! I didn't drink last night! How dare you?
  • Mom: Why'd you have to take a Vicodin, then?
  • Me: Allergies.
  • Mom: You said you were hungover.
  • Me: That's New York slang for allergies.

30 April 2011 ·

Going out with some old friends in KS, but somebody has to make sure their sleeping baby (my goddaughter) is safe while we’re at the bars, so I’m in charge of the baby monitor. These things have a 4.7 mile range, right?

Going out with some old friends in KS, but somebody has to make sure their sleeping baby (my goddaughter) is safe while we’re at the bars, so I’m in charge of the baby monitor. These things have a 4.7 mile range, right?

3 April 2011 ·

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