I didn’t get all dressed up for nothin’.  Here’s the video detailing my body-paint-soaked exploits at Comic Con, in which I walked around in public in some colored Fruit of the Looms for a couple hours.  If I were an actual superhero, I would be called Shadenfreude and my superpower would be amusing people by humiliating myself.  Enjoy!

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In this latest Guyism Original, mediocre Marvel superhero 3D Man (mild mannered Guyism video producer Ryan Jones), original version pictured below, goes to New York Comic Con 2011 with a petition to get himself to be the next great comic book hero movie.

For reference, here’s 3D Man in comic form:

 

19 October 2011 ·

Just trying to fit in at Comic Con, while shooting a video with Guyism. This is me as little-known superhero 3D Man, who has the strength of three men (and can detect Skrulls, but, whatever, I don’t like to brag). Yes, I am only wearing briefs, a belt, and body paint. 

I’m holding a petition that I was trying to get people to sign to show interest in a 3D Man movie. We collected 3 million signatures (more or less), so we’re on our way. Look for the video on Monday.

**No socks were inappropriately used in the making of this video.

Just trying to fit in at Comic Con, while shooting a video with Guyism. This is me as little-known superhero 3D Man, who has the strength of three men (and can detect Skrulls, but, whatever, I don’t like to brag). Yes, I am only wearing briefs, a belt, and body paint.

I’m holding a petition that I was trying to get people to sign to show interest in a 3D Man movie. We collected 3 million signatures (more or less), so we’re on our way. Look for the video on Monday.

**No socks were inappropriately used in the making of this video.

14 October 2011 ·

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