I just lost a bottle of wine on Bedford Avenue to the effects of a weak paper bag, gravity, and solid ground The sound of the glass shattering was accompanied by several sympathetic gasps of passersby, followed by sobs from me. This may as well be my blood mixing with the rain and the concrete. The good news: one of the two bottles survived. It’s a Williamsburg miracle!

I just lost a bottle of wine on Bedford Avenue to the effects of a weak paper bag, gravity, and solid ground The sound of the glass shattering was accompanied by several sympathetic gasps of passersby, followed by sobs from me. This may as well be my blood mixing with the rain and the concrete. The good news: one of the two bottles survived. It’s a Williamsburg miracle!

1 April 2011 ·

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  1. thispopculture said: Did that once and I was only a couple steps out of the liquor store. Went back in and got pretty intense when they wouldn’t budge at all on a refund. -z
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