Belligerence Canned: The Four Loko Experiment

With several states outlawing this alcoholic/caffeinated beverage, which has sent numerous college students to the ER, I decided to take a scientific approach to the Four Loko experience.  Using my journalistic skills and an 8th grade understanding of the scientific method, I decided to give myself three tasks to complete while under the influence of Four Loko:

  1. Recite from memory a Shakespearean soliloquy. 
  2. Play an online round of Call of Duty.
  3. Talk with and/or flirt with a girl.  

It’s a good thing we recorded the experiment, because I don’t remember half of it.

Thanks to Tyler and Garrett for manning the cameras and keeping me away from the knives.

Note: This is not a Newsweek video production.

15 November 2010 ·

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