Airport Fun
I approach the gate with ticket in hand.
Airport Gate Attendant: Sir, right now we’re only seating people who need assistance.
Me: Oh…well, I could use someone to help me carry my bag on the plane.
Airport Gate Attendant: Please step back, sir.
Me: Okay.
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