With the baseball post-season in full swing, you might want to re-familiarize yourself with the game. In this, the second episode of Ryan Jones Knows Sports, I’ll teach you everything you need to know about America’s pastime, and attempt to not get injured in the process. (No socks were harmed in the making of this video)
1 night, 4 bars, 4 jukeboxes, and the greatest song in the history of humankind. It’s a ‘Man in the Mirror’ dance marathon! For years, I’ve been unable to resist dancing it out with strangers when this song came on. This time it was documented on video. 1:30 is where things really start popping off.
Now this is a headline! Such unusual behavior happening in the wake of today’s violent goings on. Usually when shots are fired, people stop to chat about postseason baseball or share their favorite chili recipes, but these people “run”??!!?? They hear the sounds of lethal weapons being discharged and they choose to flee?! Seems like a real missed opportunity to discuss gun control, you ask me.
Tonight I’ll be watching Glee for the first time, because a new character is introduced, played by my incomparably beautiful, talented, funny girlfriend, Phoebe Strole. You should watch too, and then tell everyone how great she is! I promise you won’t be lying.
With all this government shutdown talk the past several days, I can’t get this moment out of my head. I keep saying to random people on the street, “Then shut it down,” and then I make the sound effects, and they clap me on the back and tell me I’m interesting.