Now this is a headline! Such unusual behavior happening in the wake of today’s violent goings on. Usually when shots are fired, people stop to chat about postseason baseball or share their favorite chili recipes, but these people “run”??!!?? They hear the sounds of lethal weapons being discharged and they choose to flee?! Seems like a real missed opportunity to discuss gun control, you ask me.
Tonight I’ll be watching Glee for the first time, because a new character is introduced, played by my incomparably beautiful, talented, funny girlfriend, Phoebe Strole. You should watch too, and then tell everyone how great she is! I promise you won’t be lying.
With all this government shutdown talk the past several days, I can’t get this moment out of my head. I keep saying to random people on the street, “Then shut it down,” and then I make the sound effects, and they clap me on the back and tell me I’m interesting.
Inappropriate Laugh Track: Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad is a very serious program, which makes it all the more fun to add a sitcom laugh track to the show’s most dramatic moments. (SPOILERS!)
You may have seen videos of this hip new waterproofing spray called NeverWet. It’s all well and good to waterproof your clothes or your iPhone, but I wanted to put this product to the ultimate waterproofing test, and hopefully answer that age-old question: can NeverWet waterproof water?