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December 2011
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braiker:
Do they know it’s Global Orgasm for Peace Day at all? Kudos to Adam Gabbatt and Ryan Jones for brilliantly, uh, pulling off a potentially disastrous man-on-the-street video. Now, “lie back and think of Syria.”
When Braiker comes calling with a project, you expect nothing less than something of Global-Orgasm-for-Peace caliber. Today is the day, so do your part for peace.
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So this young model accidentally walked into a...
and it’s really gotten me to thinking that life’s all about the choices we make, man. And given the choice between taking a stroll into an active propeller and not walking into an active propeller, I’m just going to go ahead and choose the latter.
Here’s the story, if you’re interested. In all seriousness, it’s a sad story, so if you want to skip it, I...
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I’m drinking Pepsi out of a wine glass again, because, you know, I’m...
– My response after my special lady friend told me about what she was doing at the office today, which was preparing a team to be sent out to the Democratic Republic of Congo to handle any post-election trouble. I obviously can’t compete with her.
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I just took a little nap while watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and I had a dream that I was noticing all these spelling errors in the movie: a “your” instead of “you’re” in the Grail Diary! A typo carved into ancient ruins!! A city misspelled on the cool map graphic!!!
In the dream I was making notes of when these errors occurred, so I could take screen...
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November 2011
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While visiting McCarren Park yesterday, Archie met and battled his arch-nemesis with great speed and agility. It was, however, not enough, and Archie soon gave up to play with a couple of nearby infants.
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My November
Hold on tight:
- DC for 3 days then back to NYC for 1 night
- NYC to Houston to Grand Cayman (5 days)
- Grand Cayman to NYC for 1 day
- NYC to L.A. (4 days)
- L.A. to Las Vegas (2 Days)
- Las Vegas to Phoenix (4 days)
- Phoenix to DC until after Thanksgiving weekend*
Goodbye, November! You will no doubt be fun, albeit unstationary.
*There may be a quick jaunt up to NYC during this...
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Airport Fun
I approach the gate with ticket in hand.
Airport Gate Attendant: Sir, right now we’re only seating people who need assistance.
Me: Oh…well, I could use someone to help me carry my bag on the plane.
Airport Gate Attendant: Please step back, sir.
Me: Okay.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Amazon signs deal to get FOX streaming content for... →
This includes The Wonder Years! That’s worth the price of admission right there.
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"Is that really necessary? I'm leaving the subway,...
The NYPD does not take kindly to this response after asking if they can search your bag.