The Only Living Boy in New York: Archive

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Watch

braiker: Do they know it’s Global Orgasm for Peace Day at all? Kudos to Adam Gabbatt and Ryan Jones for brilliantly, uh, pulling off a potentially disastrous man-on-the-street video. Now, “lie back and think of Syria.” When Braiker comes calling with a project, you expect nothing less than something of Global-Orgasm-for-Peace caliber. Today is the day, so do your part for peace.

Dec 21st

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So this young model accidentally walked into a...

and it’s really gotten me to thinking that life’s all about the choices we make, man. And given the choice between taking a stroll into an active propeller and not walking into an active propeller, I’m just going to go ahead and choose the latter. Here’s the story, if you’re interested. In all seriousness, it’s a sad story, so if you want to skip it, I...

Dec 8th

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“I’m drinking Pepsi out of a wine glass again, because, you know, I’m...”

– My response after my special lady friend told me about what she was doing at the office today, which was preparing a team to be sent out to the Democratic Republic of Congo to handle any post-election trouble. I obviously can’t compete with her.

Dec 8th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

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I just took a little nap while watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and I had a dream that I was noticing all these spelling errors in the movie: a “your” instead of “you’re” in the Grail Diary! A typo carved into ancient ruins!! A city misspelled on the cool map graphic!!! In the dream I was making notes of when these errors occurred, so I could take screen...

Dec 1st

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Nov 30th

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While visiting McCarren Park yesterday, Archie met and battled his arch-nemesis with great speed and agility. It was, however, not enough, and Archie soon gave up to play with a couple of nearby infants.

Nov 29th

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My November

Hold on tight: - DC for 3 days then back to NYC for 1 night - NYC to Houston to Grand Cayman (5 days) - Grand Cayman to NYC for 1 day - NYC to L.A. (4 days) - L.A. to Las Vegas (2 Days) - Las Vegas to Phoenix (4 days) - Phoenix to DC until after Thanksgiving weekend* Goodbye, November! You will no doubt be fun, albeit unstationary. *There may be a quick jaunt up to NYC during this...

Nov 9th

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Airport Fun

I approach the gate with ticket in hand. Airport Gate Attendant: Sir, right now we’re only seating people who need assistance. Me: Oh…well, I could use someone to help me carry my bag on the plane. Airport Gate Attendant: Please step back, sir. Me: Okay.

Nov 5th

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