Why don’t I have my own three-season-long-with-a-small-but-loyal-audience-that-is-more-appreciated-after-it’s-cancelled sitcom yet?
P.S. In the time it took me to write this post I responded to a friend I’m meeting up with tonight as follows: “See you later, unless I go blind in the next few hours, in which case I’ll hear you later.” Time to grab a shotgun and Kurt Cobain it, because shit doesn’t get any better than this.
A Date with Yvonne Strahovski
Interview by Ryan Jones
Whoa! This is the first time I’ve been animated GIFed. What an honor! Thanks, teambartowskialltheway! Check out the video here.
Here’s my thrilling, super romantic date (yes, all dates I go on have a step and repeat in the background) with Yvonne Strahovski, star of NBC’s Chuck and this year’s face of SoBe’s Life Water campaign. I brought Australian food (kinda), some movie ideas, and a whole lotta charm, and you’re going to want to watch it to the end, because that’s where my crowning achievement as a man occurs.
Today I’m interviewing/shamelessly hitting on Yvonne Strahovski of TV’s Chuck and the movie Killer Elite. This will be in the same vein as the Kate Upton video, but the difference is that I had a couple weeks to prepare for that one, whereas with this one, I only got the go-ahead yesterday afternoon. It takes time to prep creepiness of this caliber, so I hope this goes okay.
God help me, I’m starting to make supercuts to express my feelings. Dina’s back visiting family in England for the next few weeks, and after saying I miss you in every way possible, I decided to make this video to supplement my efforts. Feel free to use it yourself if you happen to be missing someone right now, as well.
You might be a racist if you think every teenage African American male in the Taco Bell at 14th and 5th is the actor who played Michael in The Wire. I’m not talking about me, mind you, just anyone else in the world who might have engaged in this disgusting point of view. You’re all racists!
I voted for Obama, I love The Cosby Show, and my New Year’s resolution is to get two black friends, so I can say, “I have friends who are black,” so I’m not the racist one. You are!
About Me
A filmmaker and Newsweek video producer in NYC named Ryan Jones, who also goes by K. Ryan Jones for professional and pretentious reasons. He reads books, waxes poetic about old Nickelodeon shows, and at certain times of the day has no clothes on.
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