Hipster Cop is posted to monitor the line at the SoHo Apple Store because of course he is.  (at Apple Store, SoHo)

Hipster Cop is posted to monitor the line at the SoHo Apple Store because of course he is. (at Apple Store, SoHo)

19 September 2014 ·

braiker:

Introducing: The Petticoat 5, “a computer made for women, by women.”

Complete with pop-up vanity mirror, tissue dispenser and space-bar emory board!

I’m convinced that this is the best video yet uploaded to the internet.  Every single moment is comedic gold.

1 May 2014 ·

No more, Archie! You have to drive us home.

No more, Archie! You have to drive us home.

22 April 2014 ·

I think I would go see this movie if the title was “Heaven is 4 Reelz,” but since it’s not, I won’t.

I think I would go see this movie if the title was “Heaven is 4 Reelz,” but since it’s not, I won’t.

28 March 2014 ·

We’re in Colorado, so we gotta get some edibles. It’s totally legal here, brah!

We’re in Colorado, so we gotta get some edibles. It’s totally legal here, brah!

25 March 2014 ·

As someone who spent a year with the Westboro Baptist Church…

…and Fred Phelps, I have a hard time celebrating the death of anyone, Fred included, but I am happy about a potential royalty boost for Fall From Grace, so check it out on Netflix: http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Fall_from_Grace/70080238?sod=search-autocomplete

20 March 2014 ·

This might be nit-picky, but I’m pretty sure there needs to be a hyphen between the words “first” and “period.” As is, this is alluding to a class I would not want to be in.

This might be nit-picky, but I’m pretty sure there needs to be a hyphen between the words “first” and “period.” As is, this is alluding to a class I would not want to be in.

23 January 2014 ·

Drunkton Abbey - An Inebriated Recap Show

This is the first episode of a show where I try to recount the happenings of each episode of Downton Abbey while very, very drunk.  Trying to do more than one of these has proven impossible, and the effort has wreaked havoc on my relationship with my girlfriend and my relationship with my liver, so unless the internet explodes over this, I’ll probably never do it again. Watch the video, witness the degradation, and you’ll understand why.  Enjoy!

8 January 2014 ·

Guys, it’s New Year’s Eve, so don’t forget to put a lot of pressure on yourself to make this night the most amazing night of all time, because it’s New Year’s Eve, y’all, and this night has to be the best, and you have to do something awesome on New Year’s Eve or the whole year is a bust because you didn’t do something poppin’ on New Year’s Eve. It’s New Year’s Eve, so do some ecstasy and make it count, otherwise 2014 will see the shattering of all your dreams and the death of all your family and friends. Dudes…it’s New Year’s Eve. P.S. The movie ‘Lone Survivor’ is a tough watch, so be prepared for that.

31 December 2013 ·

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty Shares More of His Crazy Opinions

Tired of all the Duck Dynasty chatter?  This video might lighten things up a bit.

21 December 2013 ·

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